nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
Anderson Japanese Gardens.
Tesla model S
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
Reblogging the SHIT out of this.
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
how I learned photoshop:
I clicked on a lot of things.